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Running over Oprah
❝ maccas run ❞

—ancient Australian proverb (via wigglyweak)

(Source: telescopics, via jesuser)

lulz-time:

her full name is Swag Money Fitzroy but swag money for short

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(Source: everytimeidiabetes)

i-ran-over-oprah:

[white guy voice] protein

(via hunty2k14)

Let’s make Kristoff the most reblogged picture on Tumblr.

oracle-in-training:

mymompickedthisurl:

thewinchesterswagger:

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HOW IS THIS THE FIRST TIME I’VE SEEN THIS IT’S ALMOST AT 10 MILLION WTF

THIS IS MORE THAN DEAN WITH GYM SHORTS! WHAT

(Source: mspandrew, via touch-the-trees)

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(Source: bipolar--woman)

cumsock:

phukers:

I’m going to nickname my child lil Bitch 

i see you’re passing on the family name

(via floeette)

shizukan:

Free! :: Edo Period AU

(via paradigmation)

radagaast:

the thing about the fault in our stars trailer is that when augustus’ dialogue from the book is actually said out loud by an actual person you begin to realize that he sounds like a complete douchelord

(via d0nn0)

cheesoisuncool:

new traffic light color ideas

  • purple: turn around and go back
  • mega green: like green except greener. it means that you have to double go.
  • cyan: apply your turbo boosters and do a cool drift or get arrested by the car law
  • black: sucks you into a cyber vortex where you have to do a bonus stage road and collect rings

(via jesuser)

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